An Improvement...
Today's mood:
However, I was left open mouthed this morning when I told C I'm looking forward to being cantankerous when I'm older, and she said I'm already cantankerous.
Oh well, at least that means I'm aging nicely!! ;o)
October 26, 2006
October 12, 2006
An example of the power of the evil blogger
(On MSN)
*anonymous friend* says:
how can i look like a tomboy wiv big boobies!?
j says:
lololol
j says:
quote of the day!
*anonymous friend* says:
don't blog it plsssss
June 6, 2006
Today's Top Three Nikki From BB Quotes
(From Heat mag - I'm not that sad!)
3) I was born to have money but I'm poor. It's not fair. I'm middle class. I hate being middle class.
2) I need bottled water! I can't drink from a tap - I feel like I'm going to die!
1) [To Pete] Have you been to one of those clubs where they wee on you?
:-D
May 23, 2006
Quote of the day:
"BRB - theres a good looking man downstairs - going to have a peep."
(An anonymous friend, on MSN!)
March 9, 2006
The Only Other Disadvantage of Organic Vegetable Deliveries...
C: I don't hate celery; I just don't like it very much.
Me: Well, I'm sorry but I HATE it.
C: Sighs. Can't you hate it quietly?
Me: Looking at the amount we have in our fridge... no.
March 8, 2006
More wisdom from Mr Bush
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - George W. Bush
... it's the little things like this that make me gladder I'm not American.
March 2, 2006
Sometimes I worry what goes on in my friends' heads, although they do make me laugh.
My old mate OnePhatDeafie saw this and thought of me. I wonder why(!)
She also told me about the UK's first case of bird flu. Yeh, right!
February 22, 2006
Quote of the day
"The future will be better tomorrow." - George W. Bush
(Thanks, S!)
February 6, 2006
Quote of the day
C: "Well maybe it was a different breed?"
(Talking about ...... carrots!)
:-D
January 9, 2006
I Was First!
Yesterday I was looking at something on C's computer, so we swapped for a few minutes and she sat at my desk. She saw that I'd left this page open on my screen, and was very annoyed.
C: "They copied you! You said that first!"
Me: "What? That's Dooce (possibly the greatest blogger in the world)."
C: "Yes, but you said it first! You said the same thing."
Me (realising what C means): "Oh! Not quite THE SAME, but possibly...!"
Ha. Well, most dogs do anything for food, don't they? They're all the same (but HARRY IS THE CUTEST).
That reminded me of the recent argument between T, JGJ and R about who did the first videolog. Honestly! Men. They're all the same.
But none of them are cute!
November 17, 2005
How to identify an eBay addict
Me: By the way, I got a free eBay Christmas voucher.
C: Why?!
Me: Because I'm special.
(C looks very annoyed and jealous)
September 25, 2005
Morrisons: the new religion
Cycled (yes! cycled! me!) to Morrisons this morning to get some bread and stuff, was rather surprised to see what seemed to be the whole of Preston there too... I don't go regularly on a Sunday morning so assumed it would be quiet and I could nip in and out. Well, it wasn't. It was crazy!
Told A this when I got home, who commented "It's become a new church, a new religion." :-D
When I was a kid we used to have to go to Sunday School in our best clothes. Now in 2005 people just go to Morrisons in their trackies and queue for 15 minutes for a cooked breakfast. Nice.
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