.... random rants and rambles. no agenda. yet.

This is what happens when I surrender my Tesco.com shopping powers to my wife, in favour of drying my hair, which takes a long time.

C (Coming into bedroom from office): Do you want Diet Coke?

J: Er, yes. Thanks.

C (Leaving office): OK.

= Two minutes later =

C (Returning): I need cat litter advice.

J: What?

C: Is there a reason why we buy this litter and not the cheaper one?

J: There is a reason. I can't remember it, but there is one.

C: Oh.

J: Why not buy both?

C (Retreating): OK.

= One minute later =

C (Popping head around door): Do we need tray liners?

J: No.

= One minute later =

C (Furious): The internet connection is down!

J: Don't worry, it'll all be saved in your shopping basket.

= Two minutes later =

C: Can we buy Felix cat food? It's on special offer.

J: What's special about it?

C: Nothing.

J: Buy it then.

= 30 seconds later =

C: J...?

J: What?!

C (Smiling sweetly): ... Am I annoying you yet?

J: Yes.