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A note to online retailers

Please stop trying to sell me the copious amounts of chocolates, alcohol, eco friendly gadgets and red/pink themed random items which you have 'cunningly' disguised as Valentine's Day gifts. I have not fallen for your ploys, and will not be falling for them.

I am a woman.
I know what to do.
I am prepared.

And do you know what? I might well have purchased my OWN Valentine themed random items ALREADY. Oh yes, I might. So, I'm not buying yours. Oh, no.

So, please stop emailing me every five minutes. It's not working.

Thank you,
The Management

Comments

I was believing you until the bit "I am prepared"...um...well...ah... I'm sure you are most of the time :) But sometime you do give the impression that you're very good at having disasters of epic proportions :) No offence! :D

What's that supposed to mean?! Explain yourself!

Hey! What didya get me? Will it come in the post?

Darn. I've missed the pre-Valentines post rush.

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