A note to online retailers
Please stop trying to sell me the copious amounts of chocolates, alcohol, eco friendly gadgets and red/pink themed random items which you have 'cunningly' disguised as Valentine's Day gifts. I have not fallen for your ploys, and will not be falling for them.
I am a woman.
I know what to do.
I am prepared.
And do you know what? I might well have purchased my OWN Valentine themed random items ALREADY. Oh yes, I might. So, I'm not buying yours. Oh, no.
So, please stop emailing me every five minutes. It's not working.
Thank you,
The Management
Comments
I was believing you until the bit "I am prepared"...um...well...ah... I'm sure you are most of the time :) But sometime you do give the impression that you're very good at having disasters of epic proportions :) No offence! :D
Posted by: JGJones | February 10, 2009 5:00 PM
What's that supposed to mean?! Explain yourself!
Posted by: j | February 10, 2009 5:02 PM
Hey! What didya get me? Will it come in the post?
Posted by: opd | February 11, 2009 1:12 PM
Darn. I've missed the pre-Valentines post rush.
Posted by: j | February 12, 2009 6:11 PM