Narrowed eyes
Oh yes, Brian is very cute, in a Shrek-like way.
Oh yes, we are perfectly happy to be his canteen/B&B/friendly local catnip supplier.
HOWEVER, we would much prefer that he didn't get into a spraying war with Harrythecat, because really, life is complicated enough without regularly going round the house with vinegar solution, peering suspiciously at any patches that vaguely resemble cat "liquid".
Solutions? We've tried them all. The latest was £40 spent on a calming diffuser thingy, special wipes and an exciting looking CSI-style torch. They better arrive soon!
Soon, soon, soon!
Comments
Now this is a SOLUTION for you! (it was linked on the page that you linked to for the CSI style touch.
Much easier and no more worries about any more pee :D
Posted by: JGJones | June 10, 2008 8:53 PM
Seen that before - no use as it's for outside. Trust me, I've done my research! Thanks anyway.
Posted by: j | June 11, 2008 9:41 AM
How can you compare Brian to Shrek!?! Brian is a gorgeous looking cat! And so is Harrythecat. I love ginger cats - my first one was ginger named Floyd, a very loyal cat. Go Ginger Cats! (Forgive my rants - its Friday am allowed!)
Ce x
Posted by: Anonymous | June 13, 2008 9:40 AM
GINGER CATS RULE!
Macavity's a Mystery Cat: he's called the Hidden Paw -
For he's the master criminal who can defy the Law.
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair:
For when they reach the scene of crime - Macavity's not there!
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Macavity's not there!
You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air -
But I tell you once and once again, Macavity's not there!
Mcavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin;
You would know him if you saw him, for his eyes are sunken in.
His brow is deeply lined with thought, his head is highly domed;
His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed.
He sways his head from side to side, with movements like a snake;
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake.
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity.
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square -
But when a crime's discovered, then Macavity's not there!
He's outwardly respectable. (They say he cheats at cards.)
And his footprints are not found in any file of Scotland Yard's.
And when the larder's looted, or the jewel-case is rifled,
Or when the milk is missing, or another Peke's been stifled,
Or the greenhouse glass is broken, and the trellis past repair -
Ay, there's the wonder of the thing! Macavity's not there!
And when the Foreign Office find a Treaty's gone astray,
Or the Admiralty lose some plans and drawings by the way,
There may be a scrap of paper in the hall or on the stair -
But it's useless to investigate - Macavity's not there!
And when the loss has been disclosed, the Secret Service say:
'It must have been Macavity!' - but he's a mile away.
You'll be sure to find him resting, or a-licking of his thumbs,
Or engaged in doing complicated long-division sums.
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
There never was a Cat of such deceitfulness and suavity.
He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare:
At whatever time the deed took place - MACAVITY WASN'T THERE!
And they say that all the Cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
(I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone)
Are nothing more than agents for the Cat who all the time
Just controls their operations: the Napoleon of Crime!
Posted by: Macavity | June 13, 2008 4:25 PM
*suss* Macavity, reveal thyself.
And Ce, Shrek is cute!
Posted by: j | June 13, 2008 5:11 PM