Annual frothing
OK so BB9 starts tonight and as usual, R and I have been texting and speculating about who will be going in and what they will be like and whatever else. My favourite theory so far is that they'll all be blue people from planet Zog, but really, I think they'll just be carbon copies of the people from last year, and the year before, and the year before, and the year bef*SNIP*.
And then there are the rumours about a possible blind contestant this year, as well as one who owns a £13k watch(!) and one who was in a film with Hugh Grant. Because all the "leaks" from Channel Four are to make people speculate and watch it tonight, of course we have been creating conspiracy theories. The most "possible" one is that the blind contestant is not blind, but deaf (in a kind of weird disability-swapping red herring scenario), and is actually David Bower. We know this because David Bower is deaf, and he was in Four Weddings and a Funeral with Hugh Grant. We don't know if he has a £13k watch though - probably not.
So I am blogging this in case me and R are right, and are therefore geniuses, but we're probably wrong.
If we're right, YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST.