You can take the girl out of journalism...
... but you can't take the journo out of the girl.
Yes, I know I have been a terrible blogger of late, partly because I haven't had time and partly because I haven't been in the mood. While this does not actually matter at all, it matters to me because it's my blog, and because I make the mistake of promising to blog about things. And I don't like breaking promises.
So all the Things I Have Been Meaning To Blog About have piled up and become a completely random list for me to get out of my system in one mixed up, incoherent blog post. Which is what I am doing now.
So, this is the part where you start reading something else instead.
First up: The Mystery Object!
OKKKKKKK, fact fans. It was a medieval bee hive. How could you not have known that?! Still, it was fun reading the many confused comments that resulted (and worrying - Ce, I don't think a bee is an animal?!). And in case you don't believe me, Ce dug up these links (cheers!).
RIght. NOW you know.
Secondly, I have another mystery object.
No, really. We got it in the post, and haven't a clue what it is, so decided to stick it on here and see if anyone else does...! Here it is:

It's made of rubber, thus is not what C thought it might be, i.e. something to open cans with (!) Any ideas?! We need to know.
Thirdly, we found the unfindable Geocache the other day.
Yes, we went all the way up that big hill again to find this...

Of course, it contained a travel bug - that's the blurred Mickey Mouse figure you can see on the left - which has come all the way from USA and is now in our kitchen. Thinking of dragging C&J up another big hill to dispose of it (and thus escape the clutches of travel bugs) when they come this weekend, if they let us. And if it isn't snowing!
We were going to do that the other day after finding the above cache, but it was getting dark so we hurried down the hill instead. I did get some nice photos, though, like this:

and this.

Finally, I have too many other things to blog about so I am just going to list some of them here instead (not in any particular order).
* Me and C saw a deer from the kitchen window the other day, running across the field.
* The deer was being chased by a dog.
* We didn't see either of them again, but are sure they are fine.
* We also saw a woodpecker the other day, which makes a change from seeing cats killing things.
* In addition to the sweet grey neighbourhood cat, Pussy, who has adopted us, we might be getting a new cat.
* It's a bit fierce, and has three legs.
* However, we don't know yet.
* If we do, it'll be the third animal we have offered to home in the last week.
* The other two are homed elsewhere. Long story!
* After giving away nearly all of our belongings on Freecycle, we won a breadmaker the other day!
* And this morning I won a nice blue cupboard, which should fit exactly into the empty space in the spare room.
* I don't know what I'll do if it doesn't.
* The electrician is coming soon for the 5th or 6th time in the last month, because the downstairs lights don't work at the moment.
* The electrician is really cool, but I'm sick of seeing him!
* I typed all of this blog post and the other one from my bed because I am not feeling very well at the moment.
* I could use some sympathy.
* I'm sick of making lists so I'll stop now.
... Now that's all out of my system, I can sleep easy. And I probably don't need to blog again for about 7 years. Hooray.
Comments
Mystery object - easy! It is a thing to open bottle and jar lids with - prize please
Posted by: opd | November 19, 2007 5:38 PM
But it doesn't work!?
Posted by: j | November 19, 2007 5:43 PM
For a multi-celluar organisams, it's basically either animal or plants.
So bees which are insects could be classed as animals if you want to make it very generic.
As for the 2nd red sex device - how big is it?
Posted by: JGJones | November 19, 2007 7:04 PM
It's about 4 inches wide and maybe 2 inches "tall".
(*thinks to self* Why do so many people who read this blog seem to know everything? Forget Google.)
Posted by: j | November 19, 2007 7:17 PM
It's just a gimmick from an estate agent that serves no purpose whatsoever apart from being an "talking point" in an advertisment product.
Just send it back and have a go at them for wasting resources on pointless crap.
Posted by: JGJones | November 19, 2007 8:47 PM
Thanks Jones for saying a bee is an animal!
Wow, you both certainly have been up to a LOT!
Hope you feeling better
C x
Posted by: Ce | November 20, 2007 9:34 AM
look.. it is what it is, ain't my fault it don't work - prize please
OGoogle-who?PD
Posted by: opd | November 20, 2007 4:10 PM
Excuse me, did I say there would be a prize?!
Posted by: j | November 21, 2007 1:27 PM
*sulking* not gonna play any more then
Posted by: opd | November 22, 2007 12:19 PM
Awwww, feel better soon.
Looks like some sort of molten frisbee to me. Try throwing it. If it comes back, it's a boomerang.
Posted by: Caroline | November 22, 2007 2:01 PM
OPD, you can have the 'object'/jar opener thingy/molten frisbee/boomerang if you like? It's a bit cracked and it doesn't do any of the above things (though granted, I haven't tried throwing it yet), but hey, it's yours if you want it!
Posted by: j | November 22, 2007 10:36 PM
*shrugs* no, it's OK I don't want your cast offs, I've got my own one just like it http://thecookskitchen.com/browse_309 and mine works very well - it's not exactly the same, but the same prinicple, great for tennis elbow!
Posted by: opd | November 23, 2007 12:47 PM
I think that object is a doorstop? Try it and see if it works.
Posted by: S | November 24, 2007 12:53 PM
S, you're a genius!
Failing that, you are at least someone who has made a WORKABLE suggestion as to what we can do with this object, cos it sure as hell ain't ever going to open any jars or cans!!
Posted by: c | November 25, 2007 8:30 PM
C: you just not trying hard enuff! OK so use it as a doorstop.....
Posted by: opd | November 26, 2007 4:54 PM
OPD - I thought the point of it was that I wouldn't HAVE to try so hard?
Posted by: c | November 26, 2007 8:18 PM
maybe u right....maybe ask the cat?
Posted by: opd | November 27, 2007 2:58 PM
I like being called a genius! :) So is it a workable doorstop?
Posted by: S | November 28, 2007 4:36 PM
Boundary Mills out Colne way sells them at the tills as things to stop doors slamming on fingers
Posted by: iks | January 29, 2008 12:00 PM