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A moving update (kind of) and other irrelevant things

Me and C need you all to keep your fingers crossed for us this week because next week we should be exchanging contracts with our buyers and sellers, and therefore finally getting a moving date! Hooray! Funnily enough, our solicitor has actually been OK through all this, except for their love of answering machines* ... it has been the other two solicitors who have been asleep and forgetting things most of the time. Anyway, that will be all in the past soon and we will be in our shiny new house, so please do keep them crossed.

* What is it with hearing people and their love of the phone?! What I find most annoying about this is that the number of hearing people who a) insist on using the phone rather than email, but b) have their answering machines on all the time, despite the fact that c) most hearing people DON'T LIKE LEAVING MESSAGES ON ANSWERING MACHINES. What's all that about?! Maybe a nice hearing person would like to explain this to me..!

On a completely different note, F is today's evil person because she left some of these at our house and I left them on the laptop and they started to melt so we have had no choice but to eat most of them within about 5 minutes. However, they are wafer thin, which made us feel a lot better. It also reminded me of one of my absolute favourite Royle Family moments:

Nana Royle (upon hearing that Anthony's girlfriend is vegetarian): Barbara, can Anthony's girlfriend eat meat?

Barbara: No, Nana. She's a vegetarian.

Nana: Not even a little bit?

Barbara: No!

Nana (thinks): Aw, not even a bit of wafer thin ham?


Pure comic genius.

Comments

I am slightly worried that wafer-thin CHOCOLATE snaps remind you of that classic Royle dialogue about wafer-thin ham. But I do understand.

Ho hum.

Worth it if it means you get to remember all the greatest bits of Royale Family of which there's many :D

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