Things That Annoy Me Part 24
42) The Dog. OK... probably not so much The Dog as The Dog's Farts. Jeesh, there is truly nothing like them, in this world, ever. His most annoying farts are definitely the really, really smelly ones that he will drop whilst sitting very close to you, and then he will get up and walk off into another room because he can't stand the smell. Like he did just now, the git. And that is why we don't have visitors very often - those who have been here know they should stay away because he is trying to kill all of (wo)mankind.
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Praise be!
You got something right finally...
"he is trying to kill all of womankind."
Indeed that he is. Taking a damned long time though ;)
Posted by: JGJones | March 27, 2007 8:25 PM
you know, you really should sort this out with his food! My dog had an awfully stinky and productive rear end, but now she has food for 'sensitive stomachs' she is much better - it's not just you who are suffering, poor Harry could be in pain! My nose is very sensitive to smell....do you think it is compensating for my lack of hearing?
Posted by: opd | March 29, 2007 11:25 AM