Car Crash TV? Methinks so.
Sooooo I haven't said anything about Big Brother for a while, but that's because a) I do have other things to do and b) blimey, where do you start?!
It's only Day 15 and already three housemates have walked; one cos his mental health was suffering, one cos he was posh and didn't want to be famous (!? eh?!), and the other tried to walk but BB booted her out for breaking the rules, and now she is on a hunger strike until BB gives her footage so that she can prove she was held captive. Yes, really.
The mind boggles!
Meanwhile, we've been 'treated' to two new housemates; a wee gay Scotsman who likes dressing like a lady - no doubt that makes him popular (!) - and a blonde woman who was the subject of one of the most ridiculous stories I've ever read in my life.
Despite the ridiculousness, I still have to say I'm addicted to it, well at least to the Digitalspy net updates and the live shows anyway. Speaking of which, will someone pleassssseeeeeeee vote Sezer out?! Jeez he is such a disrespectful, sexist bully, it's amazing. The best thing is that he thinks he will get to stay, but at the moment he's favourite to go, according to the polls. Well you can never be too sure or depend on the polls, so do me a favour and wipe the smile off his face!
And whatever you do, don't buy a Kit Kat until after 10.20pm tomorrow night, or you might find a golden ticket and have to go and take part in BB! Don't say I didn't warn you.