*** DVLA NEWSFLASH ***
****In order to assist other motorists to identify potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ and driving ability to display a warning flag. The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle. For drivers of exceptionally low mental ability, additional flags are required.
***Warning ends *****
Thanks for this one, C!