Yep, him again!
Someone's Monday morning definitely didn't start gently.
As soon as I let Harry off his lead for his morning walk, he sped off like a bullet. Meanwhile, a random woman was walking along towards us, staring at the pavement, obviously still asleep in her head.
She was rudely awakened when Harry ran past her as fast as his little legs could carry him, and screamed "AGH! JESUS!", and put her hand on her chest. All very dramatic!
Then, when she realised it was only Harry and not some kind of people-eating-monster or whatever, and that me and C were staring at her in amusement and trying not to laugh, she went bright red, mumbled "I'm OK," and rushed off much faster than she had been walking in the first place.
We knew we shouldn't, but we couldn't stop laughing for ages afterwards.