The Other "Alternative" Queen's Speech
Well, MERRY CHRISTMAS everybody!
And yes I know it is really sad and geeky and whatever to be writing a blog on Christmas Day, but do you know what? I DON'T CARE! Ha. And I have had a wee bit too much to drink already and it's only 3.30pm. Well hasn't everyone? If you haven't, GO AND DO IT NOW.
Anyway this is meant to be a speech so I should probably be typing serious things about how crap it is that there's still a war in Iraq and all that (well, it is) and Tony Blair should resign in 2006 (well, he should have done it already), but I really can't be bothered.
Maybe I am getting old, but I know it in my bones that 2006 gonna be a good year. Just trust me on this one ;o)
I am quite sure my Toxic Waste Neighbours will start to recycle. Also, the RNId will go bankrupt. EBay will become less addictive. And there will be less reasons in general for me to be Annoyed All The Time. Or maybe it's just the beer?
As well as all that, I got a remote controlled car for xmas to annoy the dog with - at the moment, he just stares at it suspiciously - so nothing can really go wrong!
God I am really starting to bore myself now so I will go downstairs and get some more beer. But, I would like to leave you all with a picture of a traditional British Christmas icon that everyone loves to hate (except C, who loves to love)...
... yes, the humble brussels sprout. Enjoy!
Comments
And a happy christmas to you too, alternative Queen.
Posted by: Alison | December 25, 2005 6:03 PM
Oh dear, oh dear... it's Boxing Day in Sydney as I write this... and a continuation of the glorious weather we been having....clodless [sorry I menat CLOUDLESS, but sadly, it wasn't clodless]blue skies and bright shining sun and not too hot... so there, curse me babe!
Posted by: Tony Nicholas | December 25, 2005 9:14 PM