Avoiding Work
Sometimes it's really cool working at home, cos it means you have the peace and space to do what you want, like play with your brand new webcam or do your xmas shopping online, or wind up the dog or whatever.
And sometimes it's not cool, like when you're meant to be doing really boring things like admin, or working out your wages so that your accountant can tell you how much tax to pay, but you really, really can't be bothered, and there's nobody to tell you to get a move on and just get it out of the way, so you keep delaying the boring bits by doing random things like Building a Better Bush or writing a stupid, irrelevant blog.
And when you finish writing your stupid, irrelevant blog, a huge, huge purple monster with massive teeth and an angry face comes out of the sky and yells at you:
"FOR GOD'S SAKE, JENNIFER, JUST GET THAT TAX RETURN OUT OF THE WAY! NOW!"